Total Medals Earned: 3,595 (From 625 different games.) Total Medal Score: 62,785 Points
Medals Earned: 4/18 (20/250 points)
Reach the door at the end of Level 1
Reach the door at the end of Level 2
Reach the door at the end of Level 3
Reach the door at the end of Level 4
Reach the door at the end of Level 10
Reach the door at the end of Level 5
Reach the door at the end of Level 6
Reach the door at the end of Level 7
Reach the door at the end of Level 8
Reach the door at the end of Level 9
Reach the door at the end of Level 11
Reach the door at the end of Level 12
Reach the door at the end of Level 13
Reach the door at the end of Level 14
Reach the door at the end of Level 15
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/8 (45/120 points)
Complete the tutorial levels
Complete level 10
Finish 5 levels with all the lives
Complete level 5
Finish the game if you can
Finish 10 levels with all the lives
Medals Earned: 3/3 (20/20 points)
Get your own stand burnt
Get yourself thrown into the trash
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 9/12 (350/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 2/15 (15/420 points)
Got a combo of at least 10!
Beat level 1 of Adventure Mode!
Got a combo of at least 25!
Beat level 2 of Adventure Mode!
Beat level 3 of Adventure Mode!
Beat level 4 of Adventure Mode!
Beat level 5 of Adventure Mode!
Beat level 6 of Adventure Mode!
Got a win in the multiplayer vs mode!
Got a combo of at least 50!
Beat level 7 of Adventure Mode!
Beat level 8 of Adventure Mode!
Beat level 9 of Adventure Mode!
Completed Adventure Mode!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/165 points)
You've lost the game and doomed us all!
You've found The Hammer of Brick Breaking!
You've claimed the sword!
You've won the game and saved the universe!
You've purged this game of all monsters!
On the edge of darkness, you still prevailed!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (150/150 points)
Solve the color puzzle.
Solve a puzzle
Solve the word puzzle!
Zip across the roof!
Escape!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (75/175 points)
Save the princess!
Kill over 100 enemies.
Reach the princess without losing any health.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/240 points)
Beat the 5th wave
Beat the 15th wave
Beat the 30th wave
Die on wave 50
Unlock all in-game achievements
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/180 points)
Look at the credits
Get peak horniness
Pace yourself well enough to get a score of 10,000 or greater.
See your name in the Hall Of Shame